Senior and Old Age Quotations

[SeaBreeze]

Please add any you may have.

"An old-timer is someone who can remember when a naughty child was taken to the woodshed instead of to a psychiatrist."
--David Greenberg


"Inside every 70-year-old is a 35-year-old asking, 'What happened?'"
--Ann Landers


"Old age is always 15 years older than I am."
--Bernard Baruch

 

[Geezerette]

My own personal motto : It's a good day if I'm right side up & talking!

 

[SeaBreeze]

“It`s not how old you are, it's how you are old.”
― Jules Renard

 

[Justme]

'Old age begins are soon as your kids think you are past it.' RJG

Our middle daughter was 40 this year, her two lads 12 and 10 now treat her like some frail old lady (encouraged by their naughty, senile old granny )

 

[Ralphy1]

Old age is wanting to do things that your body won't let you...

 

[Davey Jones]

At 77 Im still waiting this "old age", raising is 16 gal and 8 year old boy is not for the "old age".

Ill get there some day if these kids dont kill me first.

 

[SeaBreeze]

Every cloud has a silver lining Davey, count is as a blessing...if they don't kill you first.

 

[SeaBreeze]

“Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.”
― Christopher Morley

 

[hollydolly]

Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die.”
Herbert Hoover

“In her 20′s, a woman’s breasts double her self-esteem. In her 60′s, they halve it.”


“There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is no respect for age. I missed it coming and going.”
― J.B. Priestley

 

[SeaBreeze]

 

[SeaBreeze]

Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
- Johnathan Swift

 

[oldman]

Any day above ground
is a good day!