Please add any you may have. 
"An old-timer is someone who can remember when a naughty child was taken to the woodshed instead of to a psychiatrist."
--David Greenberg
"Inside every 70-year-old is a 35-year-old asking, 'What happened?'"
--Ann Landers
"Old age is always 15 years older than I am."
--Bernard Baruch
"An old-timer is someone who can remember when a naughty child was taken to the woodshed instead of to a psychiatrist."
--David Greenberg
"Inside every 70-year-old is a 35-year-old asking, 'What happened?'"
--Ann Landers
"Old age is always 15 years older than I am."
--Bernard Baruch