Senior Wedding???...

[Meanderer]

Senior Wedding???..


Jacob, age 90, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Fort Lauderdale, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.


Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."


Jacob:
"We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"


Pharmacist:
"Of course, we do."


Jacob:
"How about medicine for circulation?"


Pharmacist:
"All kinds."


Jacob:
"Medicine for rheumatism?"


Pharmacist:
"Definitely."


Jacob:
"How about suppositories?"


Pharmacist:
"You bet!"


Jacob:
"Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"


Pharmacist:
"Yes, a large variety. The Works."


Jacob:
"What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"


Pharmacist:
"Absolutely."


Jacob:
"Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"


Pharmacist:
"We sure do."


Jacob:
"You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"


Pharmacist:
"All speeds and sizes."


Jacob:
"Adult diapers?"


Pharmacist:
"Sure."


Jacob:
"We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry!"

 

[SeaBreeze]

:lol:

 

[Pappy]

:lol1::lol1:

 

[Sassycakes]