Seniors, How Is Your "Love" Life?

We had a class called "Health".. in gym... but it was about girl stuff.. periods...and female anatomy.. and general stuff like nutrition and hygiene. Not a word about sex or contraception or STDs
 

Ameriscot said:
Ours was part of gym class. Michigan school. Had to get a permission slip from parents to attend.
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Yep, ours was in gym class, too, first semester of Freshman year. The girls had *the talk* from their teacher; the boys had theirs from their teacher. I have no idea what the boys were told but I remember our teacher told us that although girls' sex organs were "hidden", boys' organs were out in sight to remind them all the time of sex. Thus, it was obvious that's all they thought about. Soooo, it was up to us girls to "be in control" at all times because they "couldn't help themselves". End of discussion. I was a pretty innocent kid at the time and I was shell-shocked....YOU MEAN EVERY TIME A BOY EVEN GLANCES AT ME, HE'S THINKING OF ..... GASP!....SEX? I recall not even being able to meet a boy's eye for days. And this was a public school; I can't even imagine what kind of sex talk they got at Catholic schools.
 

Ken N Tx said:
An elderly couple were visiting their son and the father noticed a bottle of ****** in the medicine cabinet..He asked his son if they helped, the son said yes but they are $50 a piece!!

After the parents had left, the son found $100 on the pillow of the spare room, he called his father and told him it was only $50, the father said he knew that and the other $50 was from Mom..
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An elderly man hobbles up to the pharmacist and says, "Sonny, I got me one uh them Viagry prescriptions from the doctor. Kin ya fill it fer me? "

"Certainly, Mr. Jones," replies the pharmacist, "I'd be glad to."

The old man continues, "And while yer at it, sonny, kin ya break ever one uh them pills into four pieces?"

"Yes, I could," said the pharmacist, "but it's very important that you take all your medication as it is prescribed by the doctor. One quarter of a pill of ****** isn't going to be sufficient for sex."

The old man patiently explains, "Sonny, I'm 94 years old. I ain't interested in sex no more. I jist wanna make sure I don't pee on mah new shoes."
 
jujube said:
An elderly man hobbles up to the pharmacist and says, "Sonny, I got me one uh them Viagry prescriptions from the doctor. Kin ya fill it fer me? "

"Certainly, Mr. Jones," replies the pharmacist, "I'd be glad to."

The old man continues, "And while yer at it, sonny, kin ya break ever one uh them pills into four pieces?"

"Yes, I could," said the pharmacist, "but it's very important that you take all your medication as it is prescribed by the doctor. One quarter of a pill of ****** isn't going to be sufficient for sex."

The old man patiently explains, "Sonny, I'm 94 years old. I ain't interested in sex no more. I jist wanna make sure I don't pee on mah new shoes."
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I heard that he just wanted some wet dreams!! dunno.gif
 
jujube said:
An elderly man hobbles up to the pharmacist and says, "Sonny, I got me one uh them Viagry prescriptions from the doctor. Kin ya fill it fer me? "

"Certainly, Mr. Jones," replies the pharmacist, "I'd be glad to."

The old man continues, "And while yer at it, sonny, kin ya break ever one uh them pills into four pieces?"

"Yes, I could," said the pharmacist, "but it's very important that you take all your medication as it is prescribed by the doctor. One quarter of a pill of ****** isn't going to be sufficient for sex."

The old man patiently explains, "Sonny, I'm 94 years old. I ain't interested in sex no more. I jist wanna make sure I don't pee on mah new shoes."
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Ah, hahahaha!! Too, dang funny!!
 

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