Some bad choices for names of foods...

Hey!! Some of them are ours!

Golden Circle Sars. Sarsparilla but only Queenslanders drink it, the rest of the country have never heard of it.

Golden Gaytime. Been around since forever and predates the double-entendre by a decade or two. (and yes, we snigger.)

Masterfoods Finishing Sauce is a newy though, but we virtuously clean minded people don't seem to see much wrong with that.

Inghams Breast Munchies... haven't seen those but Inghams is ours. Sounds yummy, for some anyway.

Funniest one I encountered in a supermarket, and I made a total moron of myself by cracking up helplessly in the aisle, was little neat shiny bags containing 'Camel Dates.'

Dates were a polite synonym for arseholes here at the time and the thought of a bagful of camel ones was more than I could handle.
I bought a heap of them to pass around to friends who similarly cracked up over it.

Someone must have pointed out the marketing mistake with the brand name and the next batch were 'Palm Dates'.... pity.


That Slut Soup sounds a winner. "Cheap, fast and easy." Who said Asians have no sense of humour? :lofl:
 
I remember the Ayds diet candy...and I have used Dry Sack sherry in cooking before.

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Jillaroo said:
One only has to read the labels on My dog food the little ones OMG the description of some of them is like i am reading a posh restaurant menu
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I'm not surprised - the TV ad for one of the high-end dog-foods makes mention that "as your dog's parent you want only the best for them". Really? You're their parent? I wonder if the female viewers are aware of the breeder's name for a female dog?

Another line - "You wouldn't feed your family scraps - why feed them to your dog?" Oh, I wouldn't feed my family scraps? Really?!? It's called "leftovers". And yes, I would feed them to my dog because HE IS A DOG. He isn't my furkid, he isn't my baby, he isn't my child, no matter how much my psychologically messed-up brain tells me so - he's a freakin' DOG.

I'm all for treating animals humanely, but this goes beyond the pale.
 
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