Statements that drive you Bananas

[officerripley]

"It was (or wasn't) meant to be."

 

[Meanderer]

"Absolutely!".....sounds like a vodka commercial gone bad!

 

[Lewkat]

Oh, really?

 

[Meanderer]

When visiting a friend.

"Why do you have a bright red brolly?"

"To keep me 'ead dry", I told her, "Would you prefer me to use my green one on my next visit?"

That about covers it!

 

[charry]

See you when I get my glasses fixed !!

 

[charry]

See you later alligator lol

 

[Irwin]

Not a statement but an asinine question: "Did you order this snow?"

No, I didn't order this snow. I ordered a meteoroid to land on your house. I guess they got the order mixed up.

 

[Jace]

"Know what I mean"?