Strange things furriners do!

Ralphy1

Ralphy1

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A pet goldfish named Bubbles had a tumor removed by vet in OZ. No mention about what this cost the owner, but I couldn't believe what would possess someone to provide vet care for a fish, unless it was a mermaid...
 

the sad thing is today people care more for tier animals then they do for each other....about the goldfish .....that is what the flush was invented for....
 

The Budgie Song says it all

Listen here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI6P6IwcXX0


Lyrics:-

THE BUDGIE SONG
(Williamson)
John Williamson - 1986


Well it cost me thirty bucks to fix my budgie,
When the little blighter only cost me five.
The veterinary surgeon saw me coming,
But I had to keep my feathered friend alive;

He was shaking on his perch, the kids were crying,
The family gathered round his little cage.
I said I think it's time we got a new one,
That's when the family went into a rage.

Oh, the waiting room ponged like a rat house,
With heartworms and lungworms and lice.
And a Persian had her eye on the shoebox,
I suppose she thought our budgie might be nice.

Well the bird shit on the veterinary surgeon,
I heard him say the dirty little chick.
Guess he wondered why I didn't use my brains
And hit him over the head with a brick.

CHORUS:
Oh antibiotics for his colour,
Two drops a day on his beak.
Some powder on the nose for his feathers
And clean out his cage twice a week.

Well it cost me thirty bucks to fix my budgie
When the little blighter only cost me five
And the bludger wakes me early in the morning,
It's got me puzzled how he survives.

One night I'll feed him to the tom cat.
Instead of worrying about him when we go away.
No-one wants to feed a shitty budgie,
When everyone's on holiday.

REPEAT CHORUS
 
There you go! The furriner strangeness encompasses all kinds of creatures...
 
"I couldn't believe what would possess someone to provide vet care for a fish, unless it was a mermaid."

You've obviously never had a little granddaughter save her pocket money to buy you something to keep you company because she thinks you might be lonely!

We all have our reasons.
 
Laurie said:
"I couldn't believe what would possess someone to provide vet care for a fish, unless it was a mermaid."

You've obviously never had a little granddaughter save her pocket money to buy you something to keep you company because she thinks you might be lonely!

We all have our reasons.
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When it's considered a 'pet' ,you do what you have to do. :)



Warrigal,lmao

I had a budgie,a parakeet and a cockatiel.never again will I own a bird.
Thousand times I would prefer to pick up clumps of dog poop,LOL
 
Ralphy1 said:
A pet goldfish named Bubbles had a tumor removed by vet in OZ. No mention about what this cost the owner, but I couldn't believe what would possess someone to provide vet care for a fish, unless it was a mermaid...
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Bubbles.. sounds like a very funny stripper name. Speaking of which..I've never understood men/ or women throwing away fortunes on strippers and prostitutes. One mans goldfish seems to be another mans prostitute to me.....
 
Don't be shy! Let it fly!
 

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