IKE
Well-known Member
- Location
- Oklahoma....U.S.A.
A farmer drove to a neighbors farmhouse and knocked on the door and young boy of about nine answered the door.
"Is your dad or mom home ?" ask the farmer.
The boy says, "No, ma and pa went to town but if you need to borrow something just take whatever it is you need and I'll let pa know when he gets home".
"Well", it's not that", said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really need to talk to your pa about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant.
The young boy thought for a moment and then says, "you'll really need to talk to my pa about that but I know he charges $500.00 for the bull and $100.00 for the boar but I'm not sure what he charges for Howard".
"Is your dad or mom home ?" ask the farmer.
The boy says, "No, ma and pa went to town but if you need to borrow something just take whatever it is you need and I'll let pa know when he gets home".
"Well", it's not that", said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really need to talk to your pa about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant.
The young boy thought for a moment and then says, "you'll really need to talk to my pa about that but I know he charges $500.00 for the bull and $100.00 for the boar but I'm not sure what he charges for Howard".
