Greyson
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Captain Titillation ?

Why have you got a budgerigar in your pants ... ?
Why have you got a budgerigar in your pants ... ?
Oh Phil. I just ADORE your outfit. Did Shali help you with it?
(BTW.......It's good to see you again. You look fit & hale.)
Um ... because I'm wearing budgie-smugglers?
Bringing a Bird into the United States
Although CDC has rescinded its restriction on the importation of birds and bird products, CDC supports USDA/APHIS in its ongoing regulations to prohibit or restrict the importation of birds, poultry, and unprocessed birds and poultry products (such as eggs and feathers) from countries where highly pathogenic avian influenza (HPAI H5N1) has been confirmed in poultry. For more information about CDC’s role, please see CDC Has Rescinded Embargo of Birds from Specified Countries.
USDA’s Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service (APHIS) implements regulations regarding the importation of birds. To import a pet bird of non-U.S. origin, meaning a bird imported for personal pleasure of the individual owner and not for resale, the owner must fulfill the following requirements:
- Obtain a USDA Import Permit[PDF – 74 KB, 1 page]
- Provide a current health certificate issued by a full-time salaried veterinarian employed for the agency responsible for animal health of the national government in the exporting country of origin.
- Quarantine the bird for 30 days, at the owner’s expense, in a USDA animal import center (listed on the APHIS website).
All well and good, Citizen, but Hello Kitty Man is exempt from these rules, as his business takes him around the world on a regular basis.
You got some great stuff ...All well and good, Citizen, but Hello Kitty Man is exempt from these rules, as his business takes him around the world on a regular basis.
So does Hello Kitty man rescue damsels in distress and foil dastardly plots, or does he rescue kitties in distress? Who is the nemesis of Hello Kitty Man? Gotta get the whole story here!
DON'T FORGETMainly kitties. Damsels in distress don't seem to trust a guy in pink underwear claiming he's there to save them.
My arch-nemesis is Super Sausage Dog ...
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Mainly kitties. Damsels in distress don't seem to trust a guy in pink underwear claiming he's there to save them.
My arch-nemesis is Super Sausage Dog ...
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