Terrible Xmas Presents For The Opposite Sex

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MY husband and I gave each other toilets for our anniversary a few years ago. Yes. True. We had just undergone an upsetting incident with the plunger in my son's bathroom and not for the first time, so we were in Home Depot looking at expensive ones and decided to splurge. Kohler extra tall ones. They're great! Those extra two inches make a big difference to tall people with bad knees and we haven't had a single stopped up situation since.
 
Sliverfox said:
Father in law once gave his wife a fishing pole.

So I wasn't surprised when Hubby gave me a deer hunting rifle for Christmas.

Let's say I never went deer hunting with him again.

Went alone & got my deer at 9 a.m.
I was the only one to get a deer that day.
Hubby & sons went where they expected to get deer. :)
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LOL - I knew a guy who wanted a new shotgun for Christmas.
So he bought his wife the one he wanted - a 12 Gauge. She was 4'5" tall, 75 lbs. & hated guns........
He's lucky she didn't "Accidentally" test fire it.
 
My ex had two cats, and she used to bug me about smelling an odor. Every time I came in, I got grilled about did I smell a cat odor. We decided to get each other "practical" gifts- no frills. Since, it was like being taken to the backroom by the FBI, about cat odor, every time I came in, I got her an air purifier. I can't tell you the look on her face when she unwrapped it ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ . I worked with her best friend. When I came to work, the friend said , "You got her a what???????? WAHAHAHA".

BTW, I'm famous for buying people the wrong gifts. I think it's an inherited knack.
 
Della said:
MY husband and I gave each other toilets for our anniversary a few years ago. Yes. True. We had just undergone an upsetting incident with the plunger in my son's bathroom and not for the first time, so we were in Home Depot looking at expensive ones and decided to splurge. Kohler extra tall ones. They're great! Those extra two inches make a big difference to tall people with bad knees and we haven't had a single stopped up situation since.
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Yes, when I re-piped my house, my plumber said Kohler & Toto are the best.
 
fuzzybuddy said:
My ex had two cats, and she used to bug me about smelling an odor. Every time I came in, I got grilled about did I smell a cat odor. We decided to get each other "practical" gifts- no frills. Since, it was like being taken to the backroom by the FBI, about cat odor, every time I came in, I got her an air purifier. I can't tell you the look on her face when she unwrapped it ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ . I worked with her best friend. When I came to work, the friend said , "You got her a what???????? WAHAHAHA".

BTW, I'm famous for buying people the wrong gifts. I think it's an inherited knack.
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Fuzzy since she was so concerned about cat odor, I think the air purifier was a good gift, along with a nice piece of jewelry.
 
Aunt Mavis said:
Buying her 2x4’s might be sketchy.
$50 bucks.
$20 bucks.
Lawn Darts.
Electrical Tape.
Hunter Biden autographed selfie.
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Every year my missus gets one or two thoughtful knick-knacks, a couple of her favourite fragrances and an envelope full of portraits of Queen Elizabeth, like this one:
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Some will say that it's vulgar to give cash, but I have yet to see a stash of cash in a charity shop window!
 
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