TEXAS Declares War on the USA .
Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
"Hello, Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at Joe's Catfish Shack in Luckenbach , TEXAS and I am callin' to tell ya’ll that we are officially declarin' war on ya!"
"Well Archie," Obama replied, looking at his teleprompter, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"
"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole high school 6-man football team. That makes nine!"
Obama paused and looked at his teleprompter. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. “Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to git some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Obama asked, as he looked at his teleprompter.
"We have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry’s farm tractor."
Obama sighed and looked at his teleprompter. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."
"That's a bunch", said Archie, "I'll be gittin' back to ya."
Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. “I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said Obama, looking intently at his teleprompter. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
Well, said Archie, "we all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over sweet tea, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed two million prisoners."
TEXAS CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN
Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
"Hello, Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at Joe's Catfish Shack in Luckenbach , TEXAS and I am callin' to tell ya’ll that we are officially declarin' war on ya!"
"Well Archie," Obama replied, looking at his teleprompter, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"
"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole high school 6-man football team. That makes nine!"
Obama paused and looked at his teleprompter. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. “Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to git some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Obama asked, as he looked at his teleprompter.
"We have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry’s farm tractor."
Obama sighed and looked at his teleprompter. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."
"That's a bunch", said Archie, "I'll be gittin' back to ya."
Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. “I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said Obama, looking intently at his teleprompter. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
Well, said Archie, "we all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over sweet tea, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed two million prisoners."
TEXAS CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN
GOD BLESS TEXAS !!!
