Pappy
Living the Dream
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]“Want coffee.”[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.”[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]“Want coffee.”[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]The waiter says, “Whoa…! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]The Indian smiles and proudly says,[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]“Training for a position in United States Senate. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]“Want coffee.”[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.”[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold][/FONT]
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[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]“Want coffee.”[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold][/FONT]
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[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]The waiter says, “Whoa…! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]The Indian smiles and proudly says,[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]“Training for a position in United States Senate. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.[/FONT][/FONT]
