Short story today. It’s a really, really hot July day. Temperature was about 100 degrees, humidity was reported to be 74% barometric pressure was 30.65 Hg. and with sun, no clouds. My job today was to clean out chicken coop #2. Our coops were super-sized, as I called them. We had 52 chickens in this coop. There was a really large pen outside the coop, so I had to shoosh the chickens out of the coop and into the pen. Every chicken went willingly with a little encouragement from me. One chicken remained. The dog-gone rooster just wasn’t having any of it.
After I chased that rooster around for a good 15 minutes, Randy, my boss, came over and asked me what was I doing. I told him that I was trying to get the rooster out of the henhouse. He told me I was going at it all wrong. I told him to show me or tell me a better way. He went and got the garden hose, hooked it up to the spigot on the side of the henhouse, sprayed the water at the rooster and that rooster ran out the chicken opening of the coop. Game over. I thought to myself, I just chased that chicken for a good 15 minutes, fell twice, tripped over the water fountain and knocked that apart, so I had to stop and fix that. I was sweaty, dirty and smelled like chicken crap and I still had 3 hours to go until the end of the workday.
The bad news was that I smelled to high Heaven, but the good news was that nobody bothered me the rest of the day. When I got home, my mom asked me what did I fall in. I told her the story and like always, I had to undress outside and put my clothes into a burlap bag and then she put them straight into the washer. I was glad that day was over. My dad’s advice was that next time, leave the rooster inside because when I spray the disinfectant, the rooster will gladly run out. I never thought of that. My dad should know, he worked on an egg farm during his high school days.