Death is nature's way of saying, Your table's ready, or as others have noted, it’s just the ultimate de-coffinated holiday. Life is like toilet paper: long and useful, but always ends at the wrong time.
The bad news is you’re falling through the air with no parachute. The good news? There’s no ground. When they say your life flashes before your eyes as you die, they just mean it's the final, ultimate binge-watch. If the universe is a cruel, uncaring void, it makes perfect sense to eat the pizza, wear the fancy pajamas, and absolutely not worry about your taxes.
Going to bed and hoping you’ll feel better in the morning is just the human version of turning it off and back on again.
The Best "Deadpan" Advice:
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens" – Woody Allen.
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours" – Yogi Berra/Mark Twain.
"Life is too important to be taken seriously" – Oscar Wilde.