The General Humor Thread

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I once had a nice aquarium. Some friends had one too. One night we were watching the friend's aquarium and in it was the cutest little frog. I don't like frogs, but this one was cute.

So my SO went out to get me an aquatic frog. What he brought home was horrifying, just like the one in your post. Not the cute one. I couldn't stand it.

One night I dreamt the dang thing was in the cellar getting bigger and bigger. I opened the cellar door and the huge thing made a leap for me. I woke up terrified.

My SO was getting up for his work. I asked him; "Please get rid of that frog, I don't want to know how, and please never mention it again." OMG that was almost 40 years ago!
 

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