The General Humor Thread

[Paladin1950]

From Willaiam Shakespeare's Antony and Cleopatra

 

[JBR]

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Only a Van Gogh would have the inclination to comply with such a request.

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[DebraMae]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Silver Turtle]

I made a big booboo. William Faulkner didn't write "The Grapes of Wrath", John Steinbeck did. I asked for this post to be removed, but looks, like it hasn't.

We're seniors! We've earned the right to make booboos now and then.

 

[Pappy]

You had one job to do…

 

[Paladin1950]

The Merry Wives of Windsor

 

[debodun]

I admit when I find am wrong (in most cases). Here's a corrected cartoon. BTW - Feb 27th is the anniversary of his birth.

 

[MarkinPhx]

 

[Katherine]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Pink Biz]

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You had one job to do…

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Katherine]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Flarbalard]

A scene from The Screaming Skull.
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In an alternate universe: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

 

[Paladin1950]

In an alternate universe: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

 

[Pappy]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Flarbalard]

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"Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby"

 

[papa tiger]

Karen gets pulled over by a state trooper.
The patrolman tells her to get out of her car and
notices Karen appears to be putting something
in her mouth as she steps out onto the ground.
Figuring that Karen is getting rid of her speed pills,
the LEO asks, "Did I just see you swallow something?"
"Yep, that was my birth control pill," says Karen.
"Birth control pill?" says the Officer.
"Yep, when I saw your lights,
I knew I was screwed."
Now that's some pickles short of a Jar.

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[officerripley]

Or my glasses. Or my wallet. Or my checkbook.