The General Humor Thread

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A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers,

“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.

There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'”
 
NICKNAMES FOR CO-WORKERS?

LAVA LAMP -------- LOOKS GOOD BUT NOT VERY BRIGHT.
DECK CHAIR------- FOLDS UNDER PRESSURE.
DR. DOLITTLE------ THE NAME SAYS IT ALL.
007---------------- 0 - MOTIVATION, 0 - SKILLS, - 7 BATHROOM BREAKS.
G-SPOT------------ CAN NEVER BE FOUND.

RECOGNISE ANYONE??????
As for the G-spot, here you go. Gee whiz.G spot.jpg
 


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