The General Humor Thread

SIGNS

Sign in a Shoe Repair Shop
We will heel you.
We will save your sole.
We will even dye for you!

Sign at a Propane Filling Station
Thank Heave for little Grills

Sign at a Funeral Home
Drive Carefully , we'll wait

Sign in a Chicago Radiator Shop
Best Place in Town to take a leak!

Sign at a tire Shop in Milwalkee
Invite us to your next Blow-out !

On an Electricians's Truck
Let us remove your shorts!

In a non-smoking area:
If we see smoke , we will assume you
are on fire and will take appropraite action!

On a Maternity Room Door:
Push, Push, Push !

Outside a Muffler Shop
No appointment necessary;
We hear you coming!

In a Veterinarian's waiting room.
Be back in five minutes, Sit! Stay!

At the Electric Company
We would be delighted if you send
in your payment on time. However!
if you don't, YOU will be de -lighted.

In a Restaurant Window:
Come on in and get fed up!
 
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