The General Humor Thread

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A Scouser appears on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. He gets to the million pound question without using any of his lifelines.

The million pound question is: "Who committed the Great Train Robbery? Was it:

Ronnie Biggs 2. Ronnie O'Sullivan 3. Ronald Reagan 4. Ronald McDonald?"

The Scouser thinks for a minute, then tells Chris Tarrant, "ye know what Chris, I'm gonna take the money."

Tarrant is flabbergasted. "But it's a million quid! You can still use all your lifelines! And to be perfectly honest, it's not a very hard question."

"Oh, I know the answer Chris."

Tarrant almost has a conniption. "You know the answer, and you're turning down a million quid?!"

"That's right, Chris."

"But for God's sake, why?!"

"'Cos I'm not a grass!"
 
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