The General Humor Thread

Married guy is watching TV and his wife's out cutting the grass during the hot summer.
He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper.

Well, his missus is quite irritated about him sitting in the air-conditioned house all day
while she did all the work, so she scolded him. "I can't believe you're asking me about
supper right now! Imagine I'm out of town, go inside and figure dinner out yourself."

So he goes back in the house and fixes himself a big steak, with potatoes, garlic bread and
tall glass of iced tea. The wife finally comes in about the time he's finishing up and asks him,
"You fixed something to eat? So where is mine?"







‘“Huh I thought you are out of town !”….….
 
I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him.
He said, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!
He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.
 
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