The General Humor Thread
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Nathan
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- High Desert- Calif.
Nathan
SF VIP
- Location
- High Desert- Calif.
Nathan
SF VIP
- Location
- High Desert- Calif.
Nathan
SF VIP
- Location
- High Desert- Calif.
Nathan
SF VIP
- Location
- High Desert- Calif.
Trila
Well-known Member
- Location
- North Central Arkansas
Paladin1950
Still love 50's & 60's music!
- Location
- Mohawk Valley, NY
Paladin1950
Still love 50's & 60's music!
- Location
- Mohawk Valley, NY
Paladin1950
Still love 50's & 60's music!
- Location
- Mohawk Valley, NY
oscash
Senior Member
- Location
- Sydney - Australia
A young camel said to his mother, "Why have I got this great lump on my back"?
She says, "When you're in the desert you can store water in your lump".
He says, "Why have I got these great big feet"?
She says, "When you're in the desert your feet will stop you sinking in the sand."
"
He says, "Why have I got these great long eyelashes"?
She says, "When you're in the desert the wind will blow up into your face and your eyelashes will stop the sand getting into your eyes".
"Bloody great, well why am I in this London Zoo?".
She says, "When you're in the desert you can store water in your lump".
He says, "Why have I got these great big feet"?
She says, "When you're in the desert your feet will stop you sinking in the sand."
"
He says, "Why have I got these great long eyelashes"?
She says, "When you're in the desert the wind will blow up into your face and your eyelashes will stop the sand getting into your eyes".
"Bloody great, well why am I in this London Zoo?".
Paladin1950
Still love 50's & 60's music!
- Location
- Mohawk Valley, NY
Oris Borloff
Member
I remember watching a cartoon as a kid where the premise was one of the characters had a portable hole that could be peeled up and relocated.
Roadrunner?
Pappy
Living the Dream
- Location
- Florida (transplanted New Yorker.)
Paladin1950
Still love 50's & 60's music!
- Location
- Mohawk Valley, NY
papa tiger
Well-known Member
A trucker goes into a Truck Stop Café and places his order,
“I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”
The new waitress, not wanting to appear totally stupid,
went to the kitchen and says to the cook, “There's a guy out there who
just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards...
What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?”
“No”, the cook laughingly says. “What he wants is three flat tires...
means three pancakes; a pair of headlights... is two eggs sunny side up;
and a pair of running boards... are 2 slices of crisp bacon!”
“Oh... OK!”, says the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and
spoons up a bowl of beans and gives it to the customer.
The trucker says, “I didn't order the beans, so what are the beans for?"
She replies, “While you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and
running boards, you might as well gas up!”
“I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”
The new waitress, not wanting to appear totally stupid,
went to the kitchen and says to the cook, “There's a guy out there who
just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards...
What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?”
“No”, the cook laughingly says. “What he wants is three flat tires...
means three pancakes; a pair of headlights... is two eggs sunny side up;
and a pair of running boards... are 2 slices of crisp bacon!”
“Oh... OK!”, says the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and
spoons up a bowl of beans and gives it to the customer.
The trucker says, “I didn't order the beans, so what are the beans for?"
She replies, “While you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and
running boards, you might as well gas up!”