The General Humor Thread

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A pant-less unicycle riding Darth Vader looking Bagpipe player? You don't see those often. :unsure:
 
Word on the street is that the earth is suddenly spinning faster.
It seems that China banned mining rare earth minerals and
over 2 billion tons of it are to be dug up in Wyoming. That'll
teach the Chinese not to mess With "The Digger!"

I used to watch Mr. Bean every Saturday night on PBS.
 
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A story about a dog and survival of the smartest and making use of an opportunity that seems undefeatable... A dog was laying in the forest chewing some bones - a lion spotted him and thought "that looks like a tasty meal, I will eat him" - as the fierce lion approaches, the dog says out loud "man, these lion bones are delicious!" -- the lion stops and backs away in fear thinking he is more of a challenge then he appears, and he leaves.

A monkey that watched this drama unfold from a near tree above laughs and says to the lion "You bloody fool, that's a dog and he is not chewing lion bones they are just some old bones he found, he just said that to scare you!" So the dog could get away.

The lion feeling shame and anger asked the monkey "do you know where he went so I can find this stupid dog, I will kill him!?" the monkey says "yes, I shall take you to where he hangs out"... as the lion and the monkey find and approach the dog, the dog says to the monkey "ah, thanks again for bringing me another tasty lion!" the lion feeling double-crossed runs away in fear!
 
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