The General Humor Thread

“I’m not sure if life is passing me by, or if I’m passing life by at a slower speed.”

“I’m not aging; I’m accumulating wisdom wrinkles.”

“You know you’re old when your back goes out more often than you do.”

“I don’t need an alarm clock. My back goes out regularly, and that wakes me up.”

“I’m not old; I’m just taking longer to become the person I always wanted to be.”
 

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“Age is just a number, but it’s a number that comes with free coffee refills at some restaurants.”

“I’m not old; I’m experienced.”

“They say that as you get older, you start to forget things. I think it’s called ‘having a life.'”

“I’m not old; I’m a recycled teenager.”

“I don’t have a midlife crisis; I have a ‘buying more comfortable shoes’ crisis.”

“You know you’re old when your back goes out, and you stay home.”

“I’m so old that I remember when emojis were called ‘punctuation marks.'”

“Getting older is like visiting an all-you-can-eat buffet. Your eyes are bigger than your stomach.”

“Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.”

“I’m not old; I’m just young at heart and slightly older in other places.”
 
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