The General Humor Thread

An old lady in her 70s experiences some difficulty with her stomach and decides to visit the doctor. She tells the doctor that she thinks that she has the farts. The doctor frowns and subjects her to a full examination. After doing many tests, the doctor says, “Mam, congratulations, you are indeed pregnant.” Completely blown away, the old lady replies, “Doctor, you are mad! It is impossible at my age. Are you sure? Do you know how old I am?” The doctor shakes his head. She says, “I am 75!” The doctor excitedly replies, “Mam, I have thoroughly examined you, and I am sure you are pregnant. It is incredible!

It is a medical breakthrough! Your story will be front-page news all over the world, and we will rewrite the Guinness Book of Records.” The old lady frowns, “Doctor, you have no idea what you are talking about! Do you know how old my husband is?!”. The doctor shakes his head again. “My husband is 93 years old!” The doctor says “Well, don't you worry. We are going to travel the world with this story. We will make a lot of money because this is indeed a medical breakthrough! Phone your husband immediately.” The doctor hands her the telephone, and she rings up her husband.

Her husband answers with a long, “Hallloooo?” The old lady says, “You naughty bugger! Do you know you got me pregnant?” The old husband remained quiet for a minute or so and asked, “Who am I talking to now?”
 
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