The General Humor Thread

Elsie · Jun 18, 2025

Crazy Daredevil

Elsie J. Doll

My friend said I was a crazy daredevil

As we scaled the mountain side. I love doing daring

Stunts, they excite me to exhilarating levels.

By the time we reached the mountain summit,

My arms were trembling wildly...tired muscle wages.

I stood near the summit’s edge and flung out my arms

In an attempt to stop the tremors, and my friend

Tackled me. "What the…?!" I blurted. “You can’t fly

No matter how hard you try,” he blustered. "What?! I

Was flapping away my tremors! Hmm, you know, flying

Could be fun.” I leaped into space flapping my arms hard

And plummeted to an eagle’s nest. My friend roped me back.

“You’re crazy!” he blustered. “What a thrill!” I puffed.” “Thrill?!

You crashed!” “Lesson learned,” I said. “I shoulda flapped harder.”