A man walks into a bar and takes a seat, noticing that he’s the only customer. The only person around is the bartender, and he’s on his phone. The bartender waves to him and indicates he’ll be with him as soon as he can.
The guy nods and waits patiently, but suddenly he hears a small voice say, “Nice shirt!” He looks around but can’t see anyone other than the bartender, who is still on the phone. He shrugs, thinking he’s just imagining things, when he hears a similar voice say, “Nice haircut, handsome!” Again, he looks around, but there’s nobody nearby who could have possibly spoken to him. Then he hears yet another voice, soft and small like the first two: “You’re really looking sharp today. Have you lost weight?”
At this point, the guy is really bewildered, until he realizes that the voices seem to be coming from a bowl of nuts on the bar. At that moment, the bartender has finished his phone call and comes over to ask what the guy wants to drink. The guy asks the bartender, “What’s the deal with these nuts?” The bartender just shrugs and says, “They’re complimentary.
The guy nods and waits patiently, but suddenly he hears a small voice say, “Nice shirt!” He looks around but can’t see anyone other than the bartender, who is still on the phone. He shrugs, thinking he’s just imagining things, when he hears a similar voice say, “Nice haircut, handsome!” Again, he looks around, but there’s nobody nearby who could have possibly spoken to him. Then he hears yet another voice, soft and small like the first two: “You’re really looking sharp today. Have you lost weight?”
At this point, the guy is really bewildered, until he realizes that the voices seem to be coming from a bowl of nuts on the bar. At that moment, the bartender has finished his phone call and comes over to ask what the guy wants to drink. The guy asks the bartender, “What’s the deal with these nuts?” The bartender just shrugs and says, “They’re complimentary.
