The General Humor Thread

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A SALESMAN RINGS THE DOORBELL AND LITTLE JOHNNY ANSWERS, "CAN I SEE YOUR DAD?"
LITTLE JOHNNY SAYS "NO, HE'S IN THE SHOWER"
SALESMAN. "CAN I SEE YOUR MOTHER?" NO, SHE'S IN THE SHOWER TOO".
SALESMAN, "DO YOU THINK THEY'LL BE OUT SOON?"
"DOUBT IT, WHEN MY DAD ASKED FOR THE VASELINE, I GAVE HIM THE SUPERGLUE INSTEAD".
 
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