The General Humor Thread

COLD IS RELATIVE - DEPENDS WHERE YOU LIVE

65 above zero:
Floridians finally turn off their air conditioners.
People in Upstate New York plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Upstate New York sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Upstate New York drive with the car windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear,gloves, and wool hats.
People in Upstate New York wear long-sleeved shirts.

35 above zero:
Floridians finally turn on the heating systems if they have one.
People in Upstate New York have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero:
People in Miami freeze to death.
Upstate New Yorkers close the windows.

Zero:
Californians go to Mexico.
People in Upstate New York get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Californians disintegrate.
The Girl Scouts in Upstate New York are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC finally runs out of hot air.
People in Upstate New York let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Upstate New Yorkers get upset because they can't start the snow-mobile.

40 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
People in Upstate New York start saying...“cold enough fer ya?”

50 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
Upstate New York public schools will open an hour late.
 

MACKTEXAS said:
I know it was meant to be funny, so thanks for posting, and I can see a kind of humor, but what a horrible dad. At least the son found something positive to say, which is more than I could do about a "dad" like that!
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I didn't think it was funny. 🤷‍♀️ What I do think, though, is that most of the things we see like this now are scripted and set up for content and viral views... sure as I'm sittin' here, this was one of them.
 
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