A woman playing golf hit a man nearby. He put his hands together between his legs, fell on the ground and rolled in pain.
She rushed to him and offered to relieve his pain as she was a doctor. Reluctantly he agreed. She gently took his hands away - unzipped his pants and put her hands inside. She massaged him tenderly for a few minutes and asked, "How does it feel now?"
He replied: "Feels great, but I think I broke my thumb".