The id card

The other day I needed to go to the public hospital but not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my blue jacket and pinned on a plastic ID card that I had made off the Internet onto the front of my jacket...

When I went into the hospital, I noticed that 3 quarters of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service:
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It also works at Centrelink. It saved me 2 hours.

Don't try it at McDonald's though.....
The whole staff disappeared and I never got my order!!!!!!
 
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