The jokes only thread....

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[JeeperDon]

We know that the human species has evolved in slight ways over the past millions of years. There has recently been seen a change in persons born in this century. If they sneeze and fart at the same time, they take a screenshot.

 

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[BJintheUK]

Another one for us fellas to be aware of.

 

[BJintheUK]

Oh, and another piece of good advice I've seen for first dates.

 

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[Pappy]

After the eighty-three year old
lady finished her annual
physical
examination, the doctor said,

"You are in fine shape for your age,
but tell me, do you
still have
intercourse?"

"Just a minute, I'll have
to ask my husband," she said.

She
stepped out into the crowded reception room and
yelled out loud:

"Henry, do we
still have intercourse?"

And
there was a
hush...

You could hear
a pin drop.

He answered impatiently, "If I
told you once, I told
you
a hundred times... What we have is...

Blue
Cross!

 

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