The jokes only thread....

[KSav]

 

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[Pappy]

 

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[JeeperDon]

The speeding lady Motorist​

got pulled over, as the cop flipped open his ticket book, she said , " I bet you are trying to sell me tickets to the Aston Police ball? "
he looked at her grimly and said "Aston Police have no Balls !"
There was a moment of awkward silence , then he closed his book and walked away.

 

[Bretrick]

A lady and her dog always went together to buy the newspaper.
One day the lady was feeling too poorly to go out and asked her dog if he would go buy the paper by himself.
"Sure, I can do that" he said with a smile on his dial.
The Lady put the money in a pouch and hung it off his Collar.
"Be a good boy and hurry back"
Off toddled the dog, after an hour the dog was not back and the lady was becoming concerned, so she went looking for him.
Getting near the news agency the lady glanced up an alleyway and saw her dog being "Overly Friendly" with a female dog.
The lady rushed to the newsagency, borrowed a bucket of water, went back to the alleyway and threw the water over the dogs.
Later the lady was scolding her dog,
"You bad dog, you have never done that before"
To which her dog replied
"I have never had the money before"

 

[Mizmo]

an oldie doing the rounds again...

 

[Marie5656]

 

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