Paco Dennis
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Furryanimal
Y gath o Gymru
- Location
- Wales
A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through the Welsh town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, Anglesey on it’s way to Rhosllannerchrugog in Wrexham, when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai.
The truck then skids down the road and hits a car from Llanfihangel Tre’r Beirdd, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside
. One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has a myocardial infarction. A bystander witnesses the entire event and quickly calls to report the accident on his Huawei.
The emergency operator asks the bystander, “What happened?”
He replies, “It’s hard to say.”
The truck then skids down the road and hits a car from Llanfihangel Tre’r Beirdd, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside
. One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has a myocardial infarction. A bystander witnesses the entire event and quickly calls to report the accident on his Huawei.
The emergency operator asks the bystander, “What happened?”
He replies, “It’s hard to say.”
Furryanimal
Y gath o Gymru
- Location
- Wales
A man is hiking through the Welsh mountains with his pet newt when he comes across a pub. He enters the pub and sees that there is a sign that says dogs are allowed in.
"Can I bring my pet newt inside?" The man asks the bartender.
"Hmm, I suppose so." The bartender says, slightly sceptical.
The man leaves and enters again with the biggest newt the bartender had ever seen.
It was almost a meter long and the bartender was shocked silent.
"This is my newt: Tiny." The man tells the bartender.
"Tiny? But it's massive!" The bartender says in shock.
"He's called Tiny because he's my newt."
"Can I bring my pet newt inside?" The man asks the bartender.
"Hmm, I suppose so." The bartender says, slightly sceptical.
The man leaves and enters again with the biggest newt the bartender had ever seen.
It was almost a meter long and the bartender was shocked silent.
"This is my newt: Tiny." The man tells the bartender.
"Tiny? But it's massive!" The bartender says in shock.
"He's called Tiny because he's my newt."
Sunkist
Senior Member
Same here!!
horseless carriage
Well-known Member
Only twice? For the life of me I just couldn't grasp the pun, but my missus was on the ball. Pronounce the last two words as one, she suggested.
JeeperDon
Member
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- New Mexico, USA
