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It’s April 22an frost warnings. Ugh!
 

papa tiger said:
It’s April 22an frost warnings. Ugh!
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Quite a few of our grape vines were killed recently because we had a mild winter and then came a brutal cold snap. Let's hope for the sake of cherries, peaches etc. that we will be spared a mild end of April and then frost in May! I hate to see cherry blossoms killed off. In our climate growing anything sensitive to severe temperature swings is always a gamble!
 
I need to cut an dig out some Pines; ones too close to buildings.
 
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I Need to move the Chiminea away from the privacy fence so then.
I can burn up the twigs from all the Pine trees here.
 
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive,
they would eventually find me attractive.
 
King goes to Lil Johnny and says "were going to skin you,
eat you and use your flesh for a canoe."
"Do you have any last requests?" Lil Johnny asks, "Can I have a Fork?"
So, King hands him a fork and he jabs himself allover his stomach,
chest and arms violently and yells "the hell with your canoe!"
 
First Computer randomly selected a few hundred citizens from the Local County
They shall report for jury duty on the 7th of June, a particular day at the Courthouse.
Then Computer assigns 40 of those present to go to courtroom E.
Those 40 names are placed in a drum, and a dozen names are pulled.
During jury selection for Trial, Attorneys agree & the judge asked potential Juror Lil Johnny
if there's any reason, he could not be a fair and impartial juror.
"There may be," he replies. "Juror number 1 is my ex-wife, if we are on the same jury,
I guarantee we will not be able to agree on anything."
 
It’s back and forth across the fields now. Plant new life is the reward. Haha
reap what’s ya Sow…4th…..hahah
 
^. ^ Duh, well yea, now smart arms remarks with Brandon!

Bacon sammich, bacon sammich;
They go together, like love or leave em!
 
Lil Johnny strolls along the beach to his favorite pier.
Clutched in his hand is a paper wrapped fresh shrimp package.
Well, Lil Johnny walks out to the end of the pier, where
it seems he has the world to himself. The glow of the sun
is a golden bronze now. Everybody's gone,
except for a few joggers on the beach. Standing out
on the end of the pier, Lil Johnny is alone with his thoughts.and
his package of fresh shrimp. Before long he is no longer alone.
Up in the sky a thousand white dots come screeching and squawking,
winging their way toward that tall lanky frame, Lil Johnny
standing there on the end of the pier. Before long,
dozens of seagulls have enveloped him, their wings flapping wildly.
Lil Johnny stands there tossing shrimp to the hungry birds.
You can hear him say, "thank you, thank all of you."
In a few short minutes the bucket is empty but he doesn't leave.
He stands there lost in thought, as though transported to another time
and place. When he finally turns around and begins to walk back towards
the beach, a few of the birds hop along the pier with him until he gets to the
stairs, and then they, too, fly away. Lil Johnny quietly makes his way
down to the end of the beach and on home. A fisherman watching thinks
about a great Shrimp meal when he gets home. It pays to pay attention.
You never know when you can get to fix your next Shrimp meal.
 
God has to be the greatest inventor of all time.
He takes a rib from Adam and makes loudspeakers!
 
Cheers!
2 those who change their minds!
Your beliefs are one thing & Ya believe Them!
Then you see evidence that those beliefs, Well;
it's wrong & you can change your mind wid some thought!
 
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Did you know that everyone is born a liar?
It takes a lifetime to perfect them...
Of course, that can be taken to the next level.

You never will hear a lie that you probably haven't heard earlier? The reason is you probably thought of it earlier!
 
!00 was next, ahahahahahaha ahh ahh ahh hahahahahahhahaahah
 

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