The Mindless Thread

I was watching Karate Kid last night and realized that I wish I could do that stuff!
I realized there are negative (training to be a Karate Black belt ) to take in consideration
but I am game and like physical exertion.
 
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I was out hunting Mushrooms for the Lil woman to fix.
she loves Chicken of the Woods.

Well, I found 6 one hit golfballs in the Corse drainage ditch,
to me that proves a good deed is worth 1/2 dozen golf balls.

I promise to be more serious mushroom hunting tomorrow!
 
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papa tiger said:
I was out hunting Mushrooms for the Lil woman to fix.
she loves Chicken of the Woods.

Well, I found 6 one hit golfballs in the course drainage ditch
to me that proves a good deed is worth 1/2 dozen golf balls.

I promise to be more serious mushroom hunting tomorrow!
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Here's hoping your mushroom hunt tomorrow yields some edible treasures, and maybe even a few more golf balls to add to your collection! 🤞
 
The CIA has an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This damn gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the freaking chair."
 
They've been there for days... No food... No water... They're at deaths door collapsed at the bottom of a dune when Joey says...
"I can smell bacon! We're saved, we're saved!" Harold says... "It must be a mirage. How can you smell bacon! We're done for!
You can't smell a mirage! You're going mad!..... But suddenly the wind shifts and he too get's a whiff of bacon.

Both IRS agents scramble to the top of the dune and down below they see a tree covered in bacon, pork chops, sausages, spam.....
"A bacon tree! A bacon tree! A bacon tree!" He runs toward the saving bush and BANG!.. A gun goes off and shoots him in the chest.
The other runs down to save him. With his last breath Joey says... "Stop! Stop! Don't come any closer!.... It's not a bacon tree!"
It's a Hambush!
 
The first man marries a woman from Florida. He tells her that she is to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man marries a woman from Texas. He tells his wife orders that she is to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he sees his house is clean, the dishes are wasjed and there is a huge dinner on the table.

The third man marries a girl from PENNSYLVANIA. He says, "keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He sees the first day nothing, the second day is the same but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm has healed enough that he can fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. However, he still has some difficulty when he pees.
 
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
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--Edgar Watson Howe
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I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.
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--Mel Gibson
 
I should have added Meow!
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Why Is our cat afraid or the trees in the yard?
They Barked.
 
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gruntlabor said:
sprinkle your slice with sugar
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That is what I am going to try this morning. It sounds good. I loved cinnamon toast. We use have 1/2 baking sweetener and 1/2 sugar to cook with. We try to stay away from to much processed food., but mix a little sugar in a bowl with some "Stevia ( little bit ), sprinkle it on a warm piece of bread sounds delicious. Thanks. :)
 
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