The Mindless Thread

Nathan said:
Yesterday I thought it was Saturday, but then I realized that it was a weekday since Perry Mason auto-tuned on the TV at 1PM...
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That reminds me of when my #2 son (no, not that kind of #2) was three years old. We watched Perry Mason a lot. One night I was in the kitchen making a cup of Iced Tea when the show came on. I could hear my son scat singing along with the theme music. I looked into the living room and he was dancing too. I'll never forget that. (I hope...)
 

one of the first Climate is changing Songs.

 

I'm watching mindless videos on YouTube. I watch one mindless video, then I hit next and a mindless commercial pops up, so I hit back and forward to make it go away and the next mindless video starts. Presently I shall have some food and watch more mindless videos. I mean, it ain't like can out and hike it the woods... It's too bumpy!
 
Most all agree that Honesty is the best policy. But,
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Did you know dishonesty override it?
 
Danny DiVito didn't say, "Lets bow our heads and give thanks,
we are here & not for dinner tonight."
 
I call the toilet the Jim instead of the Head or John..
I can tell all my friends at work "I go to the Gym
before work every morning."
 
So, you're thinking of winter sports?
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You might like to know that snowboarding
was invented on Christmas Day in 1965.
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The inventor, Sherman Poppen, came up
with it because he wanted something that would
get his kids out of house so he could be alone
with his wife !

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It's easy to tell who those are who are not your friends !
They want to ride you on their Motorcycle.
 
I tap the driver of my Taxi on his shoulder to ask,
but he screams, & loses control of the vehicle.
It all gets quiet after the accident.

The Cab driver says," Don't ever do that again."
"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize I could startle you like that!"

"It's my 1st day as a Cabby!" "Oh my!"
"For many years I was a hearse driver for
the Mortuary where everybody died!"
 
papa tiger said:
I tap the driver of my Taxi on his shoulder to ask,
but he screams, & loses control of the vehicle.
It all gets quiet after the accident.

The Cab driver says," Don't ever do that again."
"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize I could startle you like that!"

"It's my 1st day as a Cabby!" "Oh my!"
"For many years I was a hearse driver for
the Mortuary where everybody died!"
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Haha, that's a hilarious twist! 😂 I can just imagine the look of horror on your face as the taxi driver loses control and then reveals his past occupation as a hearse driver. It's the perfect combination of dark humor and unexpected irony. I bet you'll think twice before tapping a taxi driver on the shoulder again! 🚕💀
 
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