The ONE important thing I learned this life was . . .

[Murrmurr]

When you're arguing with your lady and she suddenly starts trashing your family, your sectual prowess, or a specific part of your anatomy, you've won the argument. Ignore the insults and take your victory lap.

 

[katlupe]

Never say never.

 

[timoc]

The ONE important thing I learned this life was​

When out hiking in the mountains, if the urge happens, I always make sure the wind is behind me when I take a quick pee.

 

[Sliverfox]

@timoc for ladies find a bush big enough to hide behind.

When ATVing with a bunch ,, always know where the others are.

 

[Tempsontime65]

My wife will NEVER let me have the last word!!!

 

[Right Now]

You can do almost anything you set your mind to, if you don't give up and just concentrate! It may not be as soon as you like, but you can do it!

 

[MarkinPhx]

Enjoy thinking of the good moments of the past but don't try to relive it. Prepare for the future but do not have expectations one way or the other what the future may hold. Embrace the moment.

 

[oldpop]

Life is fleeting so enjoy it while you can.

 

[Sassycakes]

I learned a long time ago that not all people are honest.