The Queen was 89 on Tuesday and you paid it no mind!

[Shalimar]

Ralphy, behave, or we are sending you back to wherever you came from.

 

[hollydolly]

How convenient on your part to gang up on me rather look at your own disrespectul behavior. All I can say is God Save the Queen!

Your request is granted Ralphy..layful:

 

[Ameriscot]

How convenient on your part to gang up on me rather look at your own disrespectul behavior. All I can say is God Save the Queen!

Well, in Scotland the national anthem is Flower of Scotland. And in the song God Save the Queen one of the verses is: (although to be fair it isn't sung anymore)

Lord, grant that Marshal Wade,
May by thy mighty aid,
Victory bring.
May he sedition hush,and like a torrent rush,
Rebellious Scots to crush,
God save The King.

 

[Shalimar]

Holly, look at those muscles, the one on the left looks like my son, Jesse, except he isn't blond, and has grown a fetching beard. Want a man in a kilt, yes I do!

 

[Ameriscot]

Och aye hen !! and a wee pin up just tae remind me whit am missin'


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Aye!!

 

[Ralphy1]

I sport a mean pair of manties if that will do anything for you...

 

[Ameriscot]

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[Ameriscot]

I sport a mean pair of manties if that will do anything for you...

Sounds like desperation!

I love my 'boy shorts' which are much more comfy than girly panties.

 

[Shalimar]

Oh, the horror, get Ralphy some non-removable armour quickly. Someone pass the Glenfiddich, the mermaid needs a drink. Shudder, I think I'm traumatized. Where's a good therapist that works with fish(kinda)?

 

[hollydolly]

Oh, the horror, get Ralphy some non-removable armour quickly. Someone pass the Glenfiddich, the mermaid needs a drink. Shudder, I think I'm traumatized. Where's a good therapist that works with fish(kinda)?

:lol1:

 

[Ralphy1]

Therapize yourself, I am, and it is working well for me as you can see...

 

[Shalimar]

In your case, Ralphy, I think cauterize might be more effective!

 

[Ralphy1]

Fortunately the hussies hassling me here don't show up there...

 

[Shalimar]

We are far too busy to frolic in your dreams, Ralphy, we are frolicking in the glens of Scotland with hot Scots in kilts!

 

[JustQuinn]

never fear Ralphy as Laura was actually on the Thames to hear the 62 gun salute for Her Majesty and she gave a curtsey especially for her old mate the caped crusader....she is hoping his royal babyness is born before she leaves...to make her holiday complete !!

 

[Ralphy1]

Thank you for showing this lot what respect is all about, the old crusader appreciates it...:love_heart:

 

[JustQuinn]

aaah they were the days

 

[Ralphy1]

Yes, they were, but these days are pretty good jousting with this bunch...

 

[Ameriscot]

We are far too busy to frolic in your dreams, Ralphy, we are frolicking in the glens of Scotland with hot Scots in kilts!

Oh, aye!! You bet! :love_heart:

 

[Shalimar]

You're not ready to joust with the big girls, Ralphy!

 

[Ameriscot]

Oh, the horror, get Ralphy some non-removable armour quickly. Someone pass the Glenfiddich, the mermaid needs a drink. Shudder, I think I'm traumatized. Where's a good therapist that works with fish(kinda)?

Here ya go...

 

[Shalimar]

Thanks, Annie. Whatever I don't drink, I can bathe/ swim, I mean meditate in!

 

[Ameriscot]

Here ya go. Bottoms up.

 

[Ralphy1]

What about in one of those Cialis tubs?

 

[Ameriscot]

Aye, you wouldn't need to drink any. The fumes from a tub full of whisky would get ya well-pished!