The Worlds Most Boring Person

[Furryanimal]

:blah:What might you expect to be talking about with the worlds most boring person?

 

[Gary O']

Nothing

 

[treeguy64]

Gary nailed it.

 

[Linda]

What their shoe sizes have been through the years.

 

[fmdog44]

His or her self.

 

[Wren]

Their lifestyle, what they own and how much it costs, can’t stand people bragging, who cares ?

 

[Falcon]

Beats me. There's gotta be more than one of them.

 

[Knight]

Anyone that talks about anything you personally have zero interest in.

 

[RadishRose]

It would be a one-sided conversation until I could get away!

 

[twinkles]

someone that thinks they know it all but dont know nothing

 

[RadishRose]

:blah:What might you expect to be talking about with the worlds most boring person?

I'll be saying: "be quiet and get off the stage"!

 

[mjalali]

Probably how much he used to earn and what he owns!

 

[toffee]

a person ho goes on and on and on and on ---about hospitals and illness etc how they nearly died giving birth as well ---phewww

 

[Gary O']

It would be a one-sided conversation until I could get away!

I usually point behind 'em
and when they're looking back...I'm gone

 

[RadishRose]

I usually point behind 'em
and when they're looking back...I'm gone

I can just picture this. Made me LOL!

 

[C'est Moi]

Their hypochondria, particularly the one-up-manship of how much worse they had every disease or health problem than anyone. Usually goes like this...

Coworker: "Where have you been?"

You: "Oh, I had my gallbladder out but I'm fine now."

Hypochondriac: "You think you had it bad, but when I had MY gallbladder out, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...." (Drones on until everyone's eyes glaze over.)

 

[Falcon]

I LOVE Gary O's trick of pointing behind them, then splitting ! Ha Ha

 

[Sunny]

Why would I be talking with the world's most boring person?

 

[RadishRose]

Maybe you're trapped in an elevator or God forbid, in a semi private room in the hospital?

 

[Lord Elpus]

I respond with a detailed description of the ceiling in the pantry and the type of paint used to get the reflection of the shelves up onto the ceiling so I can see what's on the top shelf without using the little step ladder I keep especially for reaching that topmost shelf-and oh,by the way-did you know,I made that little stepladder myself...I'll explain how;well first,I got some wood,then I cut it and put hinges on the top so it could fold into the handy little item you see me holding here,then,of course,I put the steps in-now,doing that was really interesting because I had to get the length of each piece just right,to drill through and put the bolts-special ones,which I got specially,as they don't rust-then,of course,they all needed painting,so first,I put an undercoat on,then I let that dry and as it did,I was busy choosing a colour to compliment the rest of the shelves,so I..oh-you've fallen asleep....

 

[Keesha]

Their hypochondria, particularly the one-up-manship of how much worse they had every disease or health problem than anyone. Usually goes like this...

Coworker: "Where have you been?"

You: "Oh, I had my gallbladder out but I'm fine now."

Hypochondriac: "You think you had it bad, but when I had MY gallbladder out, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...." (Drones on until everyone's eyes glaze over.)

Oh dear Lord; you must know my mother in law. :waiting: