There was a....

[timoc]

Try to make a rhyme starting with the words below.

There was a man/boy....

There was a woman/girl

I'll start you off...

There is a man, his name is Tim
Tall and handsome and still slim.....
--------- etc

or more likely...

There is a man, we call him,Tim
He's rather fat and very dim....
---------etc

Get the idea? Nice gentle banter, no insulting other members.


Have a go.

 

[Sassycakes]

There was a man/boy.

There was a man his name was Dick
Stupid and Sneaky but very Quick
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

There was a woman/girl
There was a woman her name was Ann
Not very bright and often mistaken for a Man

 

[Dustbunny]

There was a man/boy.

There was a man named Gary.
He came close but he never would marry.

There was a woman/girl

There was a woman named Mary.
She was one that was disappointed by Gary.

 

[Kaila]

There was a boy named Tom.
He was much loved, by his mom.

There was a woman called Mom.
By one treasured boy, named Tom!

 

[Kaila]

There was a member called Dustbunny.
Very nice and also, quite funny.


There was a member called Tim.
I don't know if he knew how to swim.

 

[Alizerine]

There was a girl
her name was Christine
Her life was a mess
But her house was pristine

 

[seadoug]

There was a man named Pete.
On looks alone he couldn't quite compete.
But he used his charms and fell into the arms of a girl who made his life complete.

There was a woman named Nancy.
She thought of herself as fancy.
That is, until, her friend advised that her wardrobe choice was chancy.

 

[timoc]

There was a member called Dustbunny.
Very nice and also, quite funny.


There was a member called Tim.
I don't know if he knew how to swim.

There is a member named, Kaila

She's a very habitual smiler

 

[timoc]

There is a lady named, Bella
Who can catch the eyes of a fella

 

[Kaila]

There is a member we call Pinky.
She once rowed a boat that was sinky.

She was told by another member, named Tim;
That she really ought to learn how to swim.



(Thanks for the fun thread.)

 

[timoc]

There's a bar called 'Lily the Pinky's'
Where Pinky and Tim go for 'drinkies'
They swallow the booze
and after a snooze,
they get chucked out of 'Lily the Pinky's'.

 

[Dustbunny]

There's a member named Kaila
Couldn't find the name a rhyma
There's nothing to do no mora
Better to just say Aloha.

 

[Geezer Garage]

There was a boy named Sue
now what the hell do I do
I haven't a clue
well pooh

 

[Bella]

There is a lady named, Bella
Who can catch the eyes of a fella

There is a man, and his name is Tim.
He never fails to make me grin.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

There was a boy named Troy
So handsome, he became women's boy toy

There was a girl named Sue
Apropos name since she won't hesitate to sue you.

 

[timoc]

There is a lovely lady, O E D,
only uses one eye when looking at me,
but when she winks and starts to smile,
you wanna see her dance with grace and guile.

 

[Blessed]

There was a man named Tim,
his head of special curls
he charms us everyday
and makes all the girls
smile in such sweet joy
if only they could ever meet that boy!!

 

[Kaila]

There's a member named Kaila
Couldn't find the name a rhyma
There's nothing to do no mora
Better to just say Aloha.

Thanks for this surprising and funny one!

 

[Kaila]

There was a boy named Sue
now what the hell do I do
I haven't a clue
well pooh

There was someone called Geezer who tried to post a rhyme;
Seemed like he hadn't written a poem in a very long time!

Did that stop him from trying? Oh gosh, no.

Rarely seen anything, he wouldn't give it a go.

 

[Kaila]

There was a boy named Troy
So handsome, he became women's boy toy

There was a girl named Sue
Apropos name since she won't hesitate to sue you.

So, Troy and Sue got together, as unlikely as it seemed.
Every time one looked at the other; that other one beamed!

 

[OneEyedDiva]

There was a girl named Lizzy
She was always in a tizzy.

There was a boy named Harold
He was always over a barrel.

 

[timoc]

The lady from Oz, our lovely, Tish
If you're really, really good, she'll grant you a wish.

 

[Kaila]

There was once an internet place to go,
called the Senior Forum.

It sounds tame and calm, but in reality;
those seniors have no decorum!


They post on all topics, whether positives or complaints;

And some threads continue, till many a participant, likely faints!