Things my dog would never say...

[StarSong]

While struggling to fall asleep last night I glanced over at my 13 year old pup who was completely conked. I thought, if he could talk, he'd never say, "Gee, I've been struggling with insomnia lately."

What about your dogs, cats and other pets? What wouldn't they ever say if they could speak?

 

[RadishRose]

My dog would NEVER say-

"Rotisserie chicken? Nahhh, not in the mood right now."

 

[C'est Moi]

"I want my nails trimmed."

 

[Ruth n Jersey]

My bird would say," this brand of bird seed you've been buying has to much millet,I want more sunflower seeds."

 

[Lc jones]

I’m too tired to play with my toys....

 

[JaniceM]

"No, I don't want any treats- I want some of that lousy-tasting cat food instead!"

 

[CarolfromTX]

My dogs would never say: "Let's not go for a walk today." or "It's too soon for dinner." or "I don't need to go outside." or "You can stop petting me now."

 

[Lee]

My cat would tell me that giving him only 3 or 4 of those little teeny tiny cat treats is being kind of stingy.

 

[RadishRose]

"please wash my face really, really well."

 

[Sassycakes]

My dog what never say "Oh I'm sorry I let out a gas bomb !"

 

[jujube]

"I've been a bad dog today so I don't deserve a treat" said no dog ever.

 

[RadishRose]

"Let's go out for a walk in the rain."

 

[fmdog44]

My dog would say, "No, I will not stop humping your leg as long as you won't buy a female dog."

 

[StarSong]

"Ugh - please don't bring me anywhere near other dogs' hindquarters or their poop/pee. It's all just too disgusting..."

 

[Pepper]

My cats would never say they don't love me and miss me when I'm gone.

 

[Ken N Tx]

"Ugh - please don't bring me anywhere near other dogs' hindquarters or their poop/pee. It's all just too disgusting..."

 

[RadishRose]

"Oh, please open the window so I can hear the thunder better"!!

 

[Duster]

 

[squatting dog]

Mine would never say "hey you can quit scratching my tummy now". That goes for all 6 of them.

 

[Duster]

 

[Ken N Tx]

 

[Pappy]

CAKE......I don’t want cake.....yum.

 

[applecruncher]

My cat would never say:
"I really don't mind her laying across the bed playing with her phone.... it's past time for my snack, but that's ok. No problem."