Things you couldn't have done.

Imam.

Because I'd tell them the truth about Mohammed and islam.
 

There is no way I could've been a Nanny........I tried one time to change a poopy baby diaper and I turned green, got dizzy and light headed, retched violently several times and then went running and screaming from the room like a little girl.
 
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Painter. I do not like anything about painting. I would have made a great Proctologist. In my profession, I have had a lot of experience dealing with AH's.
 
One of those women who stand on the road holding a stop sign directing traffic around road construction. I can't think of a more boring job! I don't like being bored!
 


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