Wow, there are some things I'm glad I DON'T see every day......
A woman took her elderly father to the mall and they were having lunch in the food court. At the next table sat a young man with spiked multi-color hair and abundant colorful tattoos. The elderly man was staring intently at the young man.
"What the f**k you looking at, Grandpa?" snarled the punk.
"Waaal," drawled the old man, "about 20 years ago I got drunk and had sex with a peacock. I was just wonderin' if you was my son."