Things you don't see everyday.

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Wow, there are some things I'm glad I DON'T see every day......

A woman took her elderly father to the mall and they were having lunch in the food court. At the next table sat a young man with spiked multi-color hair and abundant colorful tattoos. The elderly man was staring intently at the young man.

"What the f**k you looking at, Grandpa?" snarled the punk.

"Waaal," drawled the old man, "about 20 years ago I got drunk and had sex with a peacock. I was just wonderin' if you was my son."
 

One woman milking 700 goats per hour. (Wonder how you would ever remember all their names. ;))

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Part 2: Leaving the Parlor
 
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