Things You Should Never Do

[Jocko]

Build a koi pond.
Buy a timeshare.
Start a gym, dojo or a restaurant.
Loan money.
A sleep study.
Plastic surgery.
Complain about dinner.
Talk politics at Thanksgiving dinner.
Tailgate.
Sleep in church. (Guilty)
Tear off the tag on a mattress.

 

[hollydolly]

if you have had an injury then Plastic surgery is possibly a good thing... I had to have it very recently after a car crash

 

[CallMeKate]

I've done two of them. Not tellin' which two.

 

[hollydolly]

I've done two of them. Not tellin' which two.

I've done more probably.. loaned money..( never learn)... had plastic surgery.... complained about dinner...

 

[CallMeKate]

Tailgate.

Football party or aggressive driving? These things make a difference!
And now I'm off to do more cooking for Thanksgiving dinner so that people can talk about politics while eating it.

 

[KSav]

Football party or aggressive driving? These things make a difference!
And now I'm off to do more cooking for Thanksgiving dinner so that people can talk about politics while eating it.

That was my first thought exactly, @CallMeKate!

 

[Jocko]

if you have had an injury then Plastic surgery is possibly a good thing... I had to have it very recently after a car crash

Yes, that’s different. I’m very sorry about your accident.

 

[roadhogg]

EAT YELLOW SNOW

 

[gruntlabor]

Don't be a Don'tBe
.. don't talk to yourself while people are watching
.. don't sneeze in public (you're allergic)
.. don't eat garlic before socializing
.. don't be bossy
Do be a DoBe
.. do hug the cook
HAPPY TURKEY DAY!

 

[officerripley]

Try to give advice (even when you've been asked for it).

 

[jujube]

There are four I haven't done, but the day is still young.....

 

[Jackie23]

....talk politics in Texas

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[RedAlert76]

Only the loaning one..all turned out well

 

[RambleTamble]

Never do a Cologuard test. They're not at all accurate, and if the test is positive, you have to get a colonoscopy. Just get the colonoscopy and bypass the Cologuard scam.

 

[Jocko]

Never do a Cologuard test. They're not at all accurate, and if the test is positive, you have to get a colonoscopy. Just get the colonoscopy and bypass the Cologuard scam.

I received one at my PA’s urging. Once I read the instructions I threw it away. I’m not crapping into an envelope.

 

[dusty]

I'm not guilty of any of those on the list. Prehaps you could make another list that has things that I am guilty of doing...

 

[squatting dog]

I bought a timeshare once. Just to get the free tv. next day I exercised my 3 day right of rescission. (Kept the tv).
Do skin grafts for burns count as plastic surgery? (If so... then yes, had it).
I have Complained about dinner. (as a result, I go hungry a lot).
Loaned money. (never got it back).
Tailgate. If talking football or similiar, then yes. (if talking driving... then, yes).
Talk politics at Thanksgiving dinner. (luckily, wife has the same views as me).
Build a koi pond. Never, (but, I have built goldfish ponds twice).
Tear off the tag on a mattress. (everytime).

Here's something you can add to your list...
piss on an electric fence.

 

[hollydolly]

I'm not guilty of any of those on the list. Prehaps you could make another list that has things that I am guilty of doing...

knitting socks for LOBSTERS!!

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[Judycat]

Ya don't tug on Superman's cape
Don't spit into the wind
Ya don't pull off the mask of that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

 

[Jocko]

Never get a chickie a mop for Xmas, nor a toilet brush. (Not even as a joke, ouch!)

 

[StarSong]

Never get a chickie a mop for Xmas, nor a toilet brush. (Not even as a joke, ouch!)

Another to add to the list:
Don't refer to women as chickies.

 

[StarSong]

I'm guilty of seven including lending money (always got it back) and both forms of tailgating.

 

[oldman]

Never be a PITA on an airplane. It’s one of the biggest distractions there is, especially if the flight crew has to intervene. Causing chaos on a plane can also be dangerous to everyone onboard. This is why pilots will land and deplane anyone that acts out and causes a ruckus.