This gave me a giggle, just received it from a friend

[Wren]

Ethel checked into a Hotel on her 65th birthday, she was lonely, a little
depressed at her advancing age and so decided to risk an adventure.
She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books
for escorts and sensual massages."

She looked through the phone book, found a full-page ad for a guy calling
himself Tender Tony, a very handsome man with assorted physical skills
flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places,
thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six-pack abs. She
figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know.

I'll give him a call "Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" Oh my, he
sounded sooo sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "I
hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my hotel room and
give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone
and what I really want is sex.

I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, everything you've
got in your bag of tricks. We'll go at it all night...tie me up, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready! Now
how does that sound?"

He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an
outside line."

 

[Aunt Marg]

ROFLMAO!

Thanks for the laugh, Wren!

 

[Ken N Tx]

 

[Kadee]

@Wren “you nearly made me wet my knickers “

Thanks for the giggle

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Aunt Marg]

@Wren you nearly made me wet my knickers

You worded it wrong, Kadee... shouldn't it be, "you nearly made me wet me knickers"? LOL!

I'll have Ferocious, weigh-in on it for me and hand-down a ruling.

 

[Packerjohn]

We all need to smile; especially during Covid Days. LOL

 

[Kadee]

You worded it wrong, Kadee... shouldn't it be, "you nearly made me wet me knickers"? LOL!

I'll have Ferocious, weigh-in on it for me and hand-down a ruling.

Don’t understand what you mean @Aunt Marg cause you repeated what I said

 

[Aunt Marg]

Don’t understand what you mean @Aunt Marg cause you repeated what I said

I did and I didn't, Kadee.

You used "my" before knickers, and it's my understanding that people in the UK say "me" instead of "my", so I added "me" before knickers.

 

[Gaer]

Oh, That is SO FUNNY!!!!!
Marg, Where IS FEROCIOUS? He hasn't been on here for days! i miss him!

 

[Aunt Marg]

Oh, That is SO FUNNY!!!!!
Marg, Where IS FEROCIOUS? He hasn't been on here for days! i miss him!

I know, my post made me think of him, too, Gaer.

 

[Kadee]

I did and I didn't, Kadee.

You used "my" before knickers, and it's my understanding that people in the UK say "me" instead of "my", so I added "me" before knickers.

Ha ha .....I’m Aussie ......NOT from UK so we say “My knickers“ not ..me knickers

 

[Aunt Marg]

Ha ha I’m Aussie not from UK so we say “My knickers“ not ..me knickers

LOL!

Okay, thanks for the lesson, Kadee!

I'm slowly learning.

 

[Wren]

Pleased it gave you all a laugh, I wasn’t sure if it would be allowed ......

 

[tbeltrans]

How could I NOT like the OP's joke? I AM Tony!

Tony

 

[Wren]

Oh, That is SO FUNNY!!!!!
Marg, Where IS FEROCIOUS? He hasn't been on here for days! i miss him!

Gaer, so you don’t worry, Ferocious posted this in Good Morning the other day

‘Seeing as how I'm a member of the 'Bah Humbug Club', and also a fellow of the 'Curmudgeon Society', I will go into hibernation today and surface in the New Year, but before I go, I'd like to wish you all, good health and good cheer’

 

[Shalimar]

Wren, that was fabulous!