Tiger Woods Riddle

[Aunt Marg]

What were the first words Mr. Woods, spoke after 911 dispatch answered his call?

 

[jujube]

Bad drive!

 

[Aunt Marg]

Great guess, JJ, but not what I'm looking for.

 

[Sassycakes]

I just got a Hole in One!

 

[Aunt Marg]

Great stab at it, Sas, but not the solve.

 

[jujube]

Well, that's gonna up my handicap!

Can I have a Mulligan on that last turn?

I'm wedge(d) in. You'll have to slice me out.

I hear BIRDIES!

 

[Aunt Marg]

ROFLMAO!

All superb guesses, JJ, but still need to warm it up a bit.

 

[jujube]

I bogied and I think I broke my dogleg. Can I hook a ride in the ambulance?

 

[Aunt Marg]

You're coming up with so many good ones, JJ, you just need to kick it up a notch.

 

[jujube]

I was just putting along! This road is a real hazard!

 

[Aunt Marg]

You're all around it, JJ!

 

[jujube]

I lost my grip! That was rough ! This is going to cost me some serious green!

 

[Aunt Marg]

So close, JJ!

I'm going to give it to you.

R: What were the first words Mr. Woods, spoke after 911 dispatch answered his call?

A: Dispatch, this is Tiger Woods, I'm in the rough.

 

[jujube]

Well, with my luck, this is par for the course!

 

[Keesha]

Maybe, ‘help.’ I can’t really think of anything funny to add but certainly hope the man is ok.
From what I’ve read his injuries are quite serious.