IKE
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- Location
- Oklahoma....U.S.A.
At the bus stop a young lady realized that her skirt was too tight for her to raise her leg high enough for her to to put her foot on the first step and enter the bus.
Slightly embarrassed she smiled at the bus driver and reached behind her to unzip her skirt just a little thinking that it would allow her to raise her leg higher......she then retried to enter the bus but discovered that she still couldn't raise her leg high enough.
Thinking that she needed to unzip her skirt a little more she again reached behind her and unzipped again only to find out that she still couldn't raise her leg high enough, then she tried a third time and she still couldn't raise her leg high enough.
About this time a big Texan standing behind her puts his arms around her waist and he gently picked her up and put her on the first step.
She went ballistic and turning to the would-be good samaritan she yelled, "How dare you touch my body, I don't even know you !".
In a slow drawl the Texan replied, "well ma'am, normally I would agree with you for being upset but after you unzipped my britches three times I kinda figured that we was friends".
Slightly embarrassed she smiled at the bus driver and reached behind her to unzip her skirt just a little thinking that it would allow her to raise her leg higher......she then retried to enter the bus but discovered that she still couldn't raise her leg high enough.
Thinking that she needed to unzip her skirt a little more she again reached behind her and unzipped again only to find out that she still couldn't raise her leg high enough, then she tried a third time and she still couldn't raise her leg high enough.
About this time a big Texan standing behind her puts his arms around her waist and he gently picked her up and put her on the first step.
She went ballistic and turning to the would-be good samaritan she yelled, "How dare you touch my body, I don't even know you !".
In a slow drawl the Texan replied, "well ma'am, normally I would agree with you for being upset but after you unzipped my britches three times I kinda figured that we was friends".
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