Sassycakes
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- Location
- Pennsylvania
A Sunday School teacher was telling the children that God created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny became fascinated when the teacher told him how Eve was made out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later that week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were in pain, and asked,
Johnny, what's the matter sweetie?
Little Johnny replied, "I have a pain in my side! I think I'm going to have a wife
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A woman answered her front door and found two little boys holding a list.
"Lady," Little Johnny explained, "we're on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three
grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."
"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?"
Little Johnny answered, "Our baby-sitter's boyfriend."
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Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street. Stopping her,
they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they
decide to just drive her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser and one of the
officers gets in the back with the drunk woman. As they drove through the streets they
kept asking the woman where she lived. All she would say as she stroked the officers
arm is, "Your passionate" They drove awhile longer and asked again. Again the same
response as she stroked his arm "Your passionate". The officers were getting a little upset
so they stopped the car and said to the woman, "Look we have driven around this city for
two hours and you still haven't told us where you live." She replied, "I keep trying to tell you:
YOU'RE PASSIN' IT!"
Little Johnny became fascinated when the teacher told him how Eve was made out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later that week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were in pain, and asked,
Johnny, what's the matter sweetie?
Little Johnny replied, "I have a pain in my side! I think I'm going to have a wife
*************************************************************************************
A woman answered her front door and found two little boys holding a list.
"Lady," Little Johnny explained, "we're on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three
grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."
"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?"
Little Johnny answered, "Our baby-sitter's boyfriend."
**************************************************************************************************
Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street. Stopping her,
they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they
decide to just drive her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser and one of the
officers gets in the back with the drunk woman. As they drove through the streets they
kept asking the woman where she lived. All she would say as she stroked the officers
arm is, "Your passionate" They drove awhile longer and asked again. Again the same
response as she stroked his arm "Your passionate". The officers were getting a little upset
so they stopped the car and said to the woman, "Look we have driven around this city for
two hours and you still haven't told us where you live." She replied, "I keep trying to tell you:
YOU'RE PASSIN' IT!"
