Toilet Paper theives breaking into cars, holly crap batman!

My first and last here, apologies.

In the end there is little to joke about but the car break ins are already an issue in many places will now get worse. I'm afraid the break ins and thefts will escalate into snatches with the owner present or even worse. Point being when shopping or doing errands put those bags in the trunk or cover them with a blanket, towel etc no matter how quick one thinks they'll be.
 

I may be the only one, but I just have to get this off my chest and no disrespect to you @WhatInThe but-

I am sick and tired of hearing about, reading about, jokes about, reference to anything and everything about and hoarding of the goddam toilet paper! It's become too much for me.

Rant over, thank you kind friends for listening.
Carry on.

When times get serious ... you'll always have the jokesters trying to lighten the mood.
Late night TV is full of good examples of that.
 
My first and last here, apologies.

In the end there is little to joke about but the car break ins are already an issue in many places will now get worse. I'm afraid the break ins and thefts will escalate into snatches with the owner present or even worse. Point being when shopping or doing errands put those bags in the trunk or cover them with a blanket, towel etc no matter how quick one thinks they'll be.
Yup, I already started doing this. Husband thinks it’s silly. I don’t.
 
Ask Double RR,'... is the veneer of our civilization showing to be way thin?'
If you see one of those toilet paper toilet paper mongrel
running down the street, get your shotgun.
If you don't have a shotgun, call Double RR

Wouldn't Freud have a field day with our current behavior?
 
Ask Double RR,'... is the veneer of our civilization showing to be way thin?'
If you see one of those toilet paper toilet paper mongrel
running down the street, get your shotgun.
If you don't have a shotgun, call Double RR

Wouldn't Freud have a field day with our current behavior?
There are so many meanings on google of whatever Double RR means, that I don’t know what you mean. However, using a shotgun on someone who has stolen TP, might be a bit harsh. Shooting someone running away will land you in prison.
 
Depends which state you're in.
Maybe, but shooting someone in the back is the act of a coward. Always has been, always will be. There might be only two possible exceptions. during a war and police action. But it is still frowned upon and highly investigated. Shooting someone for TP-insane.
 
When I lived in NH my husband and I, storeowners, bought handguns. All we had to do to conceal carry was go to the Police Station and show our driver's licenses. When the officer found out I was sometimes in the store alone he told me if I were robbed I could wait till the thief was leaving and shoot him in the back, that it was legal and would be safer for me to do it that way.

I would never have shot someone for a robbery, can't imagine why I would. If this law in NH has changed, perhaps @Tommy knows.
 
Might be a good time to buy stock in Kimberly-Clark ...

Kimberly-Clark Corporation is an American multinational personal care corporation that produces mostly paper-based consumer products. The company manufactures sanitary paper products and surgical & medical instruments. It operates non-woven fabric mills and paper (except newsprint) mills.[3] Kimberly-Clark brand name products include Kleenex facial tissue, Kotex feminine hygiene products, Cottonelle, Scott and Andrex toilet paper, Wypall utility wipes, KimWipes scientific cleaning wipes and Huggies disposable diapers and baby wipes.

Founded in Neenah, Wisconsin, in 1872 and based in Irving, Texas, since 1985,[4] the company has approximately 42,000 employees.[5] The British subsidiary holds Royal Warrants from both Queen Elizabeth II and Charles, Prince of Wales. Kimberly-Clark is also listed among the Fortune 500. Its subsidiaries include Kimberly-Clark Professional.[6]


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimberly-Clark
 
When I lived in NH my husband and I, storeowners, bought handguns. All we had to do to conceal carry was go to the Police Station and show our driver's licenses. When the officer found out I was sometimes in the store alone he told me if I were robbed I could wait till the thief was leaving and shoot him in the back, that it was legal and would be safer for me to do it that way.

I would never have shot someone for a robbery, can't imagine why I would. If this law in NH has changed, perhaps @Tommy knows.
I would have checked with an attorney on that law. It sounds like a “stand your ground” situation which doesn’t mean you can shoot someone in the back. But I don’t the law, I only know it would be wrong.
 
When I lived in NH my husband and I, storeowners, bought handguns. All we had to do to conceal carry was go to the Police Station and show our driver's licenses. When the officer found out I was sometimes in the store alone he told me if I were robbed I could wait till the thief was leaving and shoot him in the back, that it was legal and would be safer for me to do it that way.

I would never have shot someone for a robbery, can't imagine why I would. If this law in NH has changed, perhaps @Tommy knows.
TITLE LXII
CRIMINAL CODE

CHAPTER 627
JUSTIFICATION

Section 627:4

II. A person is justified in using deadly force upon another person when he reasonably believes that such other person:
(a) Is about to use unlawful, deadly force against the actor or a third person;
(b) Is likely to use any unlawful force against a person present while committing or attempting to commit a burglary;
(c) Is committing or about to commit kidnapping or a forcible sex offense; or
(d) Is likely to use any unlawful force in the commission of a felony against the actor within such actor's dwelling or its curtilage.
 
Might be a good time to buy stock in Kimberly-Clark ...

Kimberly-Clark Corporation is an American multinational personal care corporation that produces mostly paper-based consumer products. The company manufactures sanitary paper products and surgical & medical instruments. It operates non-woven fabric mills and paper (except newsprint) mills.[3] Kimberly-Clark brand name products include Kleenex facial tissue, Kotex feminine hygiene products, Cottonelle, Scott and Andrex toilet paper, Wypall utility wipes, KimWipes scientific cleaning wipes and Huggies disposable diapers and baby wipes.

Founded in Neenah, Wisconsin, in 1872 and based in Irving, Texas, since 1985,[4] the company has approximately 42,000 employees.[5] The British subsidiary holds Royal Warrants from both Queen Elizabeth II and Charles, Prince of Wales. Kimberly-Clark is also listed among the Fortune 500. Its subsidiaries include Kimberly-Clark Professional.[6]


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimberly-Clark
Kimberly Clark lost 5 key members of their board years ago in a private plane crash. They have a policy now that key members of the board do not fly on the same plane
 
TITLE LXII
CRIMINAL CODE

CHAPTER 627
JUSTIFICATION

Section 627:4

II. A person is justified in using deadly force upon another person when he reasonably believes that such other person:
(a) Is about to use unlawful, deadly force against the actor or a third person;
(b) Is likely to use any unlawful force against a person present while committing or attempting to commit a burglary;
(c) Is committing or about to commit kidnapping or a forcible sex offense; or
(d) Is likely to use any unlawful force in the commission of a felony against the actor within such actor's dwelling or its curtilage.
These code appears to be for face to face crimes, not when someone‘s back is turned and they are running away. Now I’m curious, you got anything on shooting someone in the back?
 
I may be the only one, but I just have to get this off my chest and no disrespect to you @WhatInThe but-

I am sick and tired of hearing about, reading about, jokes about, reference to anything and everything about and hoarding of the goddam toilet paper! It's become too much for me.

Rant over, thank you kind friends for listening.
Carry on.
Yes, me too. Such news gets me down in the dumps, leaves me feeling flushed & really wipes me out. I don't find it the least bit charmin.
Sorry....I'm on a roll.
 
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If you don't have toilet paper cut the rags and use them....Hey, If you gotta go you gotta go....I'm sure some Ladies had to
get the shi@ off the Diaper and wash them....That is for the older people here.....Now everything is different....

I just got a package on the front door....I got my gloves on and wiped down the package and cut to get the item out...
Then I wiped down that....Then I washed the gloves....Jezz belezze….I have wash going, my husband said I'm a nut....We only
slept 2 times in the sheets....Now they are in the Wash Machine....
 
If you don't have toilet paper cut the rags and use them....Hey, If you gotta go you gotta go....I'm sure some Ladies had to
get the shi@ off the Diaper and wash them....That is for the older people here.....Now everything is different....

I just got a package on the front door....I got my gloves on and wiped down the package and cut to get the item out...
Then I wiped down that....Then I washed the gloves....Jezz belezze….I have wash going, my husband said I'm a nut....We only
slept 2 times in the sheets....Now they are in the Wash Machine....
Are you afraid of dying? If so, why? I am curious. You sound panicked. My mother, who is 95 and has never been a nice person, is afraid of dying. She is worried about where she’ll end up after her death. The Pope said everyone will go to heaven. I hope we don’t end up next to each other.
 
No, I'm not afraid of dying....Why would you say a stupid thing....???? I'm not 95 ….I only am worried about my family...They are in a hot spot
right now....We are in another State....I want to go home but they don't want us to take the risk...
Also, I'm a cleaning nut even before this awful time in our life....So If I want to wash everyday, it's my prerogative......
And GO FISH
 
No, I'm not afraid of dying....Why would you say a stupid thing....???? I'm not 95 ….I only am worried about my family...They are in a hot spot
right now....We are in another State....I want to go home but they don't want us to take the risk...
Also, I'm a cleaning nut even before this awful time in our life....So If I want to wash everyday, it's my prerogative......
And GO FISH
Well, if my great grandchildren were here, I could play Go FISH. But we are on lockdown. I actually could go fishing but all the parks are closed. What other kind of fishing do you mean? We are all worried about our families. Most of us are taking it in stride. Some are not.

As to cleaning, have at it. I took a free trial of PBS for 7 days and am watching, watching, watching. Not as tiring as cleaning, I tire easily. Someone can throughly clean the house after I am dead, lol. No hysteria or panic here.
 


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